Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Brangelina's Ugly Kids

Let's all share our thoughts on the ugly children of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Jennifer Aniston is better off without Brad. She has a cute personality and a sweet innocence about her. She would never steal another woman's man like trampy Angelina Jolie did.

Angelina is skanky. She French kisses her brother, gets white trash tattoos, steals married men... She's gross.

Most women are better off being childless. There are already too many babies in this world. Angelina had a good point in adopting but she should have adopted American children and she should have had her tubes tied. Her baby Shiloh is just an average baby. Nothing special.

Angelina is not all that hot. She's not even pretty. She only looks alright when she piles on the 20 pounds of black liquid eyeliner.

Maddox is an ugly little boy. He looks mean and he is already going bald. She should have left his ass in Cambodia and adopted an American child instead.

I am sick of Angelina and these other morons helping out these worthless, backwards, third world countries instead of helping out the many poor and starving Americans.

Zahara is just plain ugly. We should be watching her ass on "Feed The Children" roasting in the sun, shoving rice in her mouth, with flies and maggots all around her, and a swollen belly.